[How this blog came to be, more generally]
Taking predominantly quantitative courses throughout the past two years has been an invigorating experience, and I would do it again, were this YOLOer given that opportunity. It has sharpened my analytical thinking, strengthened my ability to reason, left me with a range of technical skills, and made me a better problem solver.
But every so often, I do feel a frustration that, while I analyze and solve, I don’t create. I’m a consumer of knowledge, but by no means a producer of anything novel. And I fear that, though I may be developing as a thinker, I’m not maturing as a writer.
For a long time, I’ve wanted to push myself to write regularly, but lacked the discipline or direction. I thought that having a blog might provide enough of an illusion that I’m writing for a readership, which could potentially motivate putting a pen to paper, so to speak.
And while this addressed the discipline hurdle (at least to some degree), I remained directionally challenged; that is to say, I wasn’t sure what I would want to write about. I knew that it shouldn’t be about me, because my life oscillates between the boring and the embarrassing, with tragically little in-between. I toyed with political/economic/cultural commentary, but decided that to do it right (or at least try to) would take more time than I was willing to commit.
And then, I happed upon this article. Devilishly short, deviously decadent holiday season fictions. Now that is something for which I have the time and attention span (I think). (Granted, these shorts were written by America’s greats, but, hey, this is ‘Murica, I can give it a crack too if I want to, Goddammit.) And maybe people would have the attention span to read them, too, who knows.
My attempts at this style more often than not will exceed the two sentences of the impressively compact tales above. I fear that if I limit myself to a couple of sentences, the French rule-bender in me might become even more of a run-on rambler (and after reading The Unvanquished, I’m a firm believer that Willy Faulks wrote enough long sentences to last the English language many more moons). So, I’m limiting myself in time instead. Fifteen minutes and it’s going up, embarrassingly rough and lacking in plot or character development as it may (and, most likely, will) be.
But I’m looking forward to a lot of the possibilities this new genre should open up, namely, the chance to create noncommittally. Each week will usher in a new opportunity to ‘play the field’: to dream up even zanier characters and ditch them without guilt, to devise an absurd pretext or a mundane setting and flakily never follow up on it again.
So, without further ado, welcome to my pet proj, Five Minute Fictions! Happy browsings, and the best of tidings to you in the New Year.